At which point during his bedtime read with his nanny, did Michael Gove dream up the fairytale idea that it would be a good idea to buy the Queen a new yacht for her diamond jubilee?
I presume he sits in the same cabinet meetings that are making cuts and taking money from working people's pockets as David Cameron, Nick Clegg et al?
Maybe Wayne Bridge sitting in Manchester City reserves getting paid £200,000 a week might wish to contribute? Or any other so called Premiership footballers come to that.
Meanwhile Mr £250 a week warehouse operative and Mrs £5.80 an hour office cleaner is wondering whether these people live on the same atom in the universe as they do.
As Minister for Education, Michael Gove should be sacked purely for being stupid. No other reason need be given. So far, Cameron has come across as rather more sensible than most of his underlings, having being forced to reject many of his minister's bizarre ideas not to mention defending them for dressing up as Nazis. Nick Clegg seems to be far more the mature one in the partnership. It doesn't bode well for the future of Britain at all. It comes to something when William Hague actually looks like the most mature of the Tory party these days. God help us.
Whilst the rest of the world have mature politicians, we have a bunch of public schoolboys, fresh from sniggering and maturbating about the words "tit" and "fanny", who for some bizarre reason, were voted into power by a nation whose primary pastime is watching You've Been Framed and Britain's Got Talent, when it clearly hasn't. The Tory party and the cabinet in particular are proving it in fine style.